Acoustics, footprint measurement, durability and cleanability testing for baby bouncers
About
Small‑home parent and test lead who builds controlled protocols for decibels, floor space, and stain removal to rank bouncers that stay quiet and compact.
Core Beliefs
Calm comes from gear that disappears—small, silent, and easy to clean.
Background
I once taped a floor outline in our 420‑square‑foot apartment to test where a bouncer could live without tripping us. At 2 a.m., with a phone decibel meter, I compared squeaks and hums. The one that wiped clean in seconds and didn’t wake anyone became our daily sanity tool.